The Staff at Pushing Back the Frontiers of Ignorance would like to alert you to our newest effort:
Alerting and Defending Mankind from the Great Threat of our Time.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present
When Squirrels Attack
The seriousness of this threat cannot be overstated, and we would like your help in the defence of Mankind.
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That's good Robert, very good... I'll have to get my dad's shotgun out and declare war on the fuzzy little things
Hey, they declared war on you. Best defend yourself.
Use a .12 gauge. :D
LOL
does that include flying squirrels?
I think so... how else would they get up the electrical fences that some places have? Besides, if one squirrel is in, they're all in!
Aye, the squirrels formerly known as sugar gliders shall henceforth be known as Ninja Squirrels, and are the special ops of the squirrel host.
Use'em as clay pigeons.
I'm linking to this
And as you do so, know that you have the undying gratefullness of mankind with you, as you help stem the squirrel upriseing.
Robert, you are insane. Nevertheless, you are also entertaining in your insanity.
Peacenik and tree hugger! Do you not realise the extent of the damage the squirrel upriseing could cause? It could be compleatly devastating.
and yet, you call me insane.
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